Fred doesn't mean to brag. Still, can you communicate with animals? Fred intends to follow through with a gender transition and then become an accountant. Everyone is a country person at heart. Michael Jackson provided a respite for children who needed one. Cock-a-doodle-doo, motherfucker.
Everything Fred owns is breaking. Fred is resentful toward medical professionals who point out his weight problems. Eggnog is good for two things...killing Fred and exposing pederasts. Fred abuses his undergarments.
Fred is ashamed to welcome two new sponsors. Fred's daughter comes in off the top rope and swims with the sharks. Captain Marvel has some real issues to work through thanks to public land and Obituary of the Week takes it easy.
Fred hates the Urban Hillbillies and the Douchebag Docents. Dr. Jazzy makes a few mistakes. Fred's friend is more conscientious about euthanizing his dog than most people. A new sponsor offers an important update to a time-honored game. Obituary of the Week makes Fred cry.
Fred explores two things he anticipated to be great, but which turned out to be otherwise. Things like seducing handicapped women or auditioning for a pornographic film. Dr. Jazzy offers a product for the busy protestor. A new sponsor joins, offering a brand new meal delivery service with a modern focus. Obituary of the Week introduces us to a nice man in Baton Rouge, La.